Funniest Quotes & Sayings !

♥ When you shout (HEY UGLY) and about 10 people turn around
♥ Yes, I've made mistakes... life didn't come with instructions.
♥ hey come here please ... why? ... it's important! ... whats wrong?... can you turn my light off? :)
♥ If shes amazing, she wont be easy. If shes easy, she wont be amazing. If shes worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.
♥ when a girl says "its okay", "I'm fine", or "don't worry about it", you should know its not really okay, she's not fine, and you should definitely worry about it!
♥ Facebook lied, I did NOT try the friend finder.
♥ The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.
♥ "She's dating him?" "Yeah." "I thought she was dating that one guy." "Nope, that was last week."
♥ *BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
♥ I'll be fine. Just not today.
♥ "Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
♥ I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
♥ "OMG your so pretty!" "No I'm not!" "listen b*tch, STFU and accept the compliment!"
♥ If I need to take a drug test to get a job, then you need a drug test to get welfare!
♥ Brunette:" Look its a dead bird!" *blonde looks up into the sky* "where?"
♥ I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
♥ I love listening to lies when i know the truth
♥ I just kinda miss you.. alot.... like alot alot..
♥ F.E.A.R. = F**k Everything And Run !!!
♥ I'm Trying To Be Mad At You; Can You Stop Making Me Smile For a Second.
♥ (10:00 pm) "Babe I'll call you tomorrow" "Okay..." (12:01am) *phone rings* "Hello?" "It's tomorrow :)"
♥ Kissing someone who you have been wanting to kiss for the longest time :)
♥ Everyone has a friend that they no longer trust.
♥ "You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
♥ If ex's can still be friends, they are still in love or they never were
♥ Things happen for a reason..so when I reach over and smack you upside the head just remember..you gave me a reason!!!
♥ Parent: "I Was A Teenager Once" Me: "Then WHY don't you understand"
♥ chill b*tch .. he was my friend before he was YOUR boyfriend .
♥ "Mommmmmmm, can i"....'NO!'...."Daddddddd, can i"...'yeah sure whatever'
♥ If I treated you, the way you treat me. You would hate me.
♥ i wish u were here...in my room...on my bed...with the lights off..under the blanket...so i can show u my new watch that glows in the dark!!
♥ playing in the rain, running and splashing through puddles even though you're not a kid anymore :]
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♥ "die"..."what?" "i said bye"
♥ "Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
♥ wish my memories came with ''√ Save'', ''ﾒ Delete'' and ''► Play'' buttons.
♥ "is she pregnant"..."idk"..."go ask"..."no way, what if she's just fat???"
♥ "Is my love your drug?" "No, your love is what makes me need drugs."
♥ Saying "It's okay I'll do it tomorrow" and never doing it.
♥ Just cause I think you're cute... doesn't mean I like you
♥ "Mommy look..." "That's nice honey" ... "How do you know you didn't even look"
♥ "Mom...I'm bored" "Ok, if you're so bored why don't u clean this..." "Never mind I found something to do."
♥ A boy gives a girl 10 roses, 9 real and 1 fake. And he says to the girl that he'll love her, until the last one dies.
♥ I Feel My Phone Vibrate When It Doesn't :-o
♥ I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
♥ I love people who text back instantly
♥ S.C.H.O.O.L = Six.Crappy.Hours.Of.Our.Lives
♥ Those moments you feel happy for no reason whatsoever
♥ I wonder what Pokemon do inside the Pokeball
♥ 1... 2... 3... Smile! *smiling for ages* ....... Oh, it's on video
♥ Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink
♥ "Can I have a coke?" Is Pepsi alright? "Uh, Is monopoly money alright?"